Google recently unveiled Google Finance, an asskicking financial service website with all sorts of neat stock tracking tools. One of the features is that when you type in a company name or part of a company name, or a phrase found in news about that company, and it brings up that company.

The organic language parser can generate some intriguing results. For example:

“Hatred“
“Down Low” (as in this kind of down low)
“The Pope of the Government“

(Thanks to Scott!)

UPDATE: Instead of doing work today, Matt found us a few more:
“Children Labor”
“Robot Human”
“Your Mom”

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