While the following makes absolutely no sense, we certainly appreciate the vigor of its sentiment.

Plus, it says consumer like twice and economy. And Jesus. That’s hot, like Paris Hilton Halloween Costume hot.

Snapped in the bathroom of the Siberia bar after meeting up with team Gawker for a late night of bowling with a pile of other media whores.

This is cropped from a larger, some say, “sweeter,” pic, available after the jump.

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Workers of the world, untie, indeed. [sic]

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