Lars writes,

“So CBS is streaming NCAA bball live online today. This is sweet. Best idea ever. However, sometimes when you click in, you wonder why you signed up early to be a VIP.”

“Sometimes the plebes have it.”

We like how in both the “proletarian” and “extra-crispy” flavored lines, there’s a guy with his hands on his hips, standing to the side, looking slightly pissed. Presumably, that represents you, sucker.

Please, let the madness stop. Or is it start? We’re not sure anymore. Of anything. It’s all lies. Or marketing. There’s a difference?

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