Sun-Maid raisins eponymous heroine got a face-lift after 90 years on the job. She now hefts genetically modified grapes as well, a grape bunch bigger than her head. She holds them up with the muscle strength hidden inside her new, ample bosom. Mattel’s failed “Teen Barbie’s Incest Child” doll was said to be the model for the makeover.
Check out the new commercial here. Nothing says “natural sun-kissed fruits” like slick computer graphics.