Here’s a note Minor Tweaks sent to Glad about their polymer-strung food containers called, for some reason, “open mouth sandwich bags.”

Dear Glad Sandwich Bags,

First of all, I want to tell you how much I enjoy Glad Sandwich Bags. The fold-over top seals in freshness and protects food from the elements. Pretty good!

Anyway. I just wanted to let you know that sometimes I put other stuff in my sandwich bags. Like, for instance, paper clips or spare change. I suspect others also find them useful for non-sandwich items. There’s no way I’m the only one!

Right?

all the best,
Tom

Glad’s reply, after the jump…

Dear Mr. Bartlett,

Thank you for contacting us about Glad Open Mouth Storage Bags. We always appreciate hearing from our consumers.

Knowing that you like our product is important, and we value the generous comments you have shared with us. Because the marketing specialists working on the production and distribution of this product also will enjoy your comments, I am forwarding them on.

We’re confident that our product will continue to serve you well in the future. We’ll be sure to keep your name on file for future promotional activity in your area.

You will receive this by regular mail in approximately 7 to 10 business days.

Again, thank you for contacting us.

Sincerely,

Crystal Stevens
Consumer Response Representative
Consumer Services

Jacked from MinorTweaks.