Children, children. Can’t we all get along? —MEGHANN MARCO
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Rat Infested KFC/Taco Bell Closed Forever And Ever
By 5.3.07
Yum! Brands just issued a press release apologizing once again for that rat infested KFC/Taco Bell in NYC. Further, they confirmed that the rat infested restaurant had served its last customer.
Since the incident, this KFC-Taco Bell restaurant has been closed for business, and it will not reopen.
Done! No more KFC/Taco Bell. It’s gone forever and ever. It’s been abandoned to the rats who claimed it as their own.
Why is Yum! Brands (KFC, Taco Bell, Pizza Hut) Obsessed With Lent?
By 3.6.07
First they wanted the Pope to bless their Lent-themed fish sandwich, now Reader Ashi sends this photo.
Yum! Brands Shuts Down Rat-Infested Franchisee After More Failed Inspections
By 3.1.07
After a day of reinspections yesterday, the company that owns KFC, Taco Bell and Pizza Hut decided to close all its ADF Companies franchises that have not yet been inspected by the Health Department.
KFC Accidentally Tries to Buy Building From PETA
By 1.17.07
PETA hates KFC. KFC, presumably hates PETA. Who knew it would destroy a real estate deal?
Pizza Chains Embracing the Nirvana That Is Internet Ordering
By 12.26.06
Sweet mother of god, we love ordering pizza on-line. Chicago’s Pizza, your website got us through our scary hermit phase, our college finals, and several blizzards. Oh, how we love you. Now national pizza chains are catching on to the fact that people want—nay, need to order pizza without talking on the phone. Ah, bliss.
Last Minute DIY Holiday Gifts
By 12.19.06
Are you a lazy shopper? Well, instead of just buying someone another crappy gift card at the last minute, why not make them something.? We know what you’re saying, “F-you, this isn’t Martha Stewart. This is the Consumerist.” Yeah, but people really like it when you make them something! Really! It’s not just something your mom made up. Domino has some suggestions for last minute DIY gifts, and some of them are pretty cool. Like infused olive oil. Brilliant and tasty, just add bread. What last minute DIY gifts do you like to give? We like to make chocolate chip cookies. Everyone loves chocolate chip cookies! Yay!—MEGHANN MARCO
Red Wine Is Still Good For You
By 11.17.06
It’s hard to keep up with what’s good for you and what’s not. Currently, red wine is still good for you. Got it?
