4railroads follows “Stanley Smith,” obsessed with getting all four railroad pieces. The site also boasts a series of cinema verite videos purporting to document Stanley’s exploits.
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Customer Pries Rebate From Circuit City’s Clutches
By 10.30.06
He recorded the call, made in Colorado, a one-party consent state, and uploaded it to YouTube. A slideshow of Colorado scenery plays in the background.
L.A. Vlog Slags TWC Outages
By 10.24.06
Fed up with the outages caused by the transition between Comcast and Time Warner Cable after the latter bought the former, Orange County resident brainforest recorded a gripe.
Nestle Hires Illegal Aliens, Curses Off Protestors?
By 10.23.06
In this NSFW video, a man wearing a Nestle contractor card, identifying him as worker 705, curses off a group of illegal alien protesters in a California Home Depot parking lot.
You’re Driving The Grocery Cashier Insane # 2
By 10.19.06
Before you lay into the baggage boy for not triple plying your groceries, just remember he’s a human too, with wants, needs, desires, and a love of Sailor Moon.
HOWTO: Decipher Food Manufacturer Codes
By 10.17.06
However, if you can’t remember which can of peas to keep in the pantry and which ones have botulism, this trick can help you decide which cans throw away.
How Fake Models Are Really Made
By 10.16.06
It’s part of Dove’s “Campaign For Real Beauty” which aims to sell Dove skincare products to a niche audience that thinks it hates these fake models. The lotion is the same as what the “fake” model sells, it’s just in a more “conscious” package.
Dell Curse-Laden Answering Machine Message
By 10.16.06
UPDATE: New version with more subtitles, better audio and timing.
Stuck In Dell Heck
By 10.13.06
Frustated by lousy sales support and bad customer service, a faceless hand ineffectually stabs a Dell box with a pencil.
Remix Of Worst Banking Video Resume Ever
By 10.12.06
Loop this on your video iPod during your morning power runs, or power lifting, or power whoopy-making. Cool points added for not using “Eye Of The Tiger.”
Aleksey Vayner’s Failed Investment Banking Video Resume
By 10.11.06
Recent Yale graduate Aleksey Vayner sent around this video, along with an eleven-page resume, to investment banks up and down Wall Street this summer.
Eat A BK Octawhopper
By 10.11.06
The Burger King eat like a snake guy has nothing on this kid who eats eight slabs of meatburger.
Intro to Credit Scores And How They Secretly Control You
By 10.9.06
The info doesn’t really start until 2:00. Ignore the local morning news malarkey. If you find their hijinks hard to stomach, try this two minute bit by Bob Walters of Quicken Loans.
You’re Driving The Grocery Cashier Insane
By 10.6.06
In the meantime, here’s whats going on inside his head as he watches you fumble to find your Vons club card.
National Customer Service Week Topped With Nacho Cheese
By 10.6.06
Charity Sarabosing does got a first place trophy for customer service. And some carts came around to her cubicle and gave her free nachos AND a sundae!!! AWESOME!!!
You’ll Never Make Copies In This Town Again
By 10.6.06
Actually, up to the point where the lawyer and the employee start throwing money at it each other, it’s a fairly accurate depiction of both the staff and customers we’ve come to expect at the cesspool that is Kinkos.
