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“Ever wonder why gadget store employees push Monster cables like they’re crack? Bitchin’ markups, just like you suspected (or knew) all along. That’s what we found when a Radio Shack employee sent us his store’s entire inventory list…”

“Silly Jason. He thought a Best Buy sign reading “2 for $25″ meant he could buy two DVDs for $25.”

“I start counting out hundred dollar bills and the clerk goes nuts! “Sir, we don’t accept cash for this kind of purchase! You must use a credit card!” she says at the top of her lungs. (I see her also hit a button on the phone at the same time.)”

“The Best Buy cashier then came back and shouted that I’m purchasing a video game for a minor in front of everyone in line behind me and her fellow cashiers. She even had the nerve to ask, “Is that even your brother with you?!”

“Best Buy told Rob that his coupon for 25% off three toys did not apply to video games because video games are not toys. “

“As I left the plane, I saw airport security interrogating the woman as her freaked-out children watched. That image is still bothering me.”

“Connecticut Attorney General Richard Blumenthal was surprised to hear that his investigation failed to end Best Buy’s bait-and-switch, telling the L.A. Times: “We thought Best Buy had addressed this. That’s what they said to us. Apparently that’s not the case.”

“The Tom Ford ad has always confused us: the product is a cologne that a man would wear to (theoretically) smell more attractive to a woman–yet the ad implies the cologne smells exactly like a woman’s nethers, which means the man would attract other men–other straight men?”

“In the meantime, since fate has conspired against me as well, I will continue the process of gathering material for my novel, (also known as staying employed.) This means that I will certainly be on hand to help you find exactly the right Sharpie should you wish to persevere in your brilliant endeavor.”

“Innocents fired… Liars kept jobs… Store hard drives seized… Pants shat…”

Comcast says, “It is also the NFL that decided to take these eight games off of free broadcast television and to try to enrich themselves at the expense of their fans by creating a multi-billion dollar asset called the NFL Network.”

“We now have pictures of the Playstation 3 that Sony refused to repair under warranty because the unit was too dusty.”

“All in all, if don’t enjoy being harassed for reservations or sold opened, “gutted” games, you should probably just shop somewhere else.”

“Now Best Buy is saying he’d better take it up with manufacturer and that they’re not going to issue a refund and that Sam should just take his loss. We don’t think he should. We think it’s not legal to sell someone a box full of bathroom tiles instead of a hard drive.”

“”I love new clothes. However, I like getting rid of the clothes just as quickly to go buy new ones.”

Top 10 Most Fuel Efficient Cars“2008 Environmental Protection Agency and Department of Energy’s fuel economy guidebook is out. Prius tops the list.”

“”Have I got your attention now?” asked Mona Shaw of the Comcast payment center employees as she smashed their keyboard, monitor and telephone.”

Sting Op Of 10 Different Computer Repair Companies Finds 70% Don’t Know What They’re Doing“One guy tells them they need to send their computer to a special dust-free room to retrieve the data, which would cost about $2,000. He even copies pictures from the customer’s hard drive to his computer, promising he’ll delete them later.”