terrorism

Fake Boarding Pass Creator Goes Free

Fake Boarding Pass Creator Goes Free

Cnet is reporting that the creator of the fake NWA boarding pass generator has been freed and all charges dropped due to lack of criminal intent on his part. “They’ve given me back my passports, my computers, and I’ll be getting the rest of my stuff back shortly. Essentially, I’m a free man–with no charges filed,” Christopher Soghoian wrote on his blog Tuesday, talking about the investigation by the FBI and the U.S. Attorney’s Office for the Southern District of Indiana.

Cleveland Airport Confiscates Passenger’s ‘Dangerous Liquid’ Pies

A Cleveland airport considers pie filling a dangerous liquid, while at JFK the pie loses its incendiary properties. TSA employees seized at least a dozen of the baked goods from travelers.

Newark Airport Screeners Fail To Find Hidden Weapons In Federal Test

Screeners at Newark fail to find ‘weapons’ [The Star Ledger via Mere Rhetoric]

Boarding Pass Dude’s Computers Seized, Public Service Praised

BoingBoing is really your one-stop shop but:

Fake NWA Boarding Pass Site Removed, Creator Visited By FBI

Fake NWA Boarding Pass Site Removed, Creator Visited By FBI

The creator of the NWA Boarding Pass Generator has taken down his site after coming under heavy national scrutiny.

NWA Boarding Pass Generator

NWA Boarding Pass Generator

UPDATE: Actually using this at an airport could get you arrested, so don’t.

Western Union Makes Cash-Broke Ex Play The Waiting Game

Wiring money has gotten a lot more difficult since September 11th. This we know, and many of us are willing to put up with the more convoluted process. Still, when you’re caught in the looping bowels of that convoluted process during an emergency, and companies like Western Union treat you like a criminal as you try to get cash to a loved one, you start wondering if terrorists are the ones really being inconvenienced.

Gneiss Security, TSA!

Gneiss Security, TSA!

American Airlines: Evoke 9/11? Give Away A TiVo!

American Airlines: Evoke 9/11? Give Away A TiVo!

Fashion Police: This Post is a Threat to Security

Fashion Police: This Post is a Threat to Security

By showing you this picture of a young man in a shirt with guns on it, we’re putting the lives of thousands of air travelers on the line.

American Airlines to ‘Path to 9/11’ Producers: That Was US Airways, You Jackasses

American Airlines to ‘Path to 9/11’ Producers: That Was US Airways, You Jackasses

American Airlines is foaming at the mouth about its depction in the recent ABC telewhatever, The Path to 9/11

How To Join The Mile High Without K-Y?

How To Join The Mile High Without K-Y?

Everyone with any sense knows that flying is dehydrating. Oh, sure, airlines and the TSA disagree, but a parched throat and dry, crackling skin is par for the course of most of our catapultings across the stratosphere.

Before You Panic, Try FlightAware.com

Before You Panic, Try FlightAware.com

Remember Erica? She was the lady who raged against US Airways for listing her husband’s delayed flight as UNKNOWN, thus spinning her into a terror-induced seizure of fears about exploding airplaines and raising her children as a single parent.

UPDATED: “NSA” Allows You To Search And See If You’re A Terrorist

UPDATED: “NSA” Allows You To Search And See If You’re A Terrorist

US Airways Flight 723: UNKNOWN

US Airways Flight 723: UNKNOWN

iPod in Toilet Leads To Emergency Landing

iPod in Toilet Leads To Emergency Landing

Under new security regulations, even fetid catassers are terrorists.

Delta Dehydrates Babies To Fight Terrorism

And here’s the reason why banning liquids from flights makes people less safe, not more so: an infant from County Monaghan in Ireland dehydrated and almost died after being denied liquids on a Delta flight.

TSA Arrests Penis Pump Terrorist

TSA Arrests Penis Pump Terrorist

There’s simply nothing more awkward than being caught with a penis pump. By your Mom. On vacation. While the TSA accuses you of being a terrorist.