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Snacking On The Receipt Of A Forged Credit Card Is One Way To Get Your Fiber (And Also Arrested)

Remember, kids: Mastication won’t cover your tracks if you’ve forged a credit card. Because now that you just spent a few glorious moments chewing up receipt paper, you’re still going to need to prove you purchased those items lawfully. Here’s where one Florida man charged with theft apparently didn’t think things through. [More]