Child porn is a most heinous exploitation and its publishers and consumers should be boiled in blood, then stabbed in the face, then fed to wolverines. The Geek Squad is helping feed those wolverines by reporting child porn they find on customer’s computers to the police, the St Louis Dispatch reports:
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Geek Squad Agrees To Look For Hidden Porn If You Bring In A Spouse's Computer
By 5.7.07
A Minneapolis news site decided to follow up on whether Geek Squad really harvests your porn from your computer when you take it in for repairs. Since Geek Squad started amidst the state’s frozen drifts, its denizens take a special interest in its doings.
The 10 Page Geek Squad Confession – "Stealing Customers' Nudie Pics Was An Easter Egg Hunt"
By 5.2.07
This is the ultimate Geek Squad insider confession. It’s 10 pages long.
Why Walmart.com Sells Japanese Cartoon Porn
By 1.30.07
Here’s the real deal on why there was Japaneses cartoon porn on Walmart.com, much of it of the homosexual male, or, as its known to connoisseurs,”yaoi” variety.
Walmart.com Selling A Whole Bunch More Porn
By 1.24.07
If you’re sad about Walmart pulling your gay anime porn, they still sell gay cowboy porn, and lesbian manga, egyptian porn, j-boy erotica, homosexual school porn, and gay pedophile porn, screencaps inside…
Sonicwall Will Unblock Consumerist, No Longer Porn
By 1.23.07
Thanks to the numerous readers of The Consumerist who filled out ratings change requests, SonicWall will soon no longer block us as porn.
Confessions of a Porn Store Clerk
By 1.5.07
- I knew somebody who did layout for a porn magazine, and he got really burned out looking at naked people all day. It started to affect his sex life. Has anything like that happened to you?
14 Year-Old Boy Buys “Madden ’07”; Gets Porn
By 1.5.07
Seriously what is up with people putting porn in boxes and returning them to the store? A 14 year-old kid in Utah bought Madden ’07, opened it up and found porn. EA has apologized and both they and Circuit City are looking into how porn got into the Madden game.
CompUSA Sells Computer Dripping With Porn To 13-Year-Old Boy
By 12.28.06
The Donaldsons bought their 13 year-old son a new computer from CompUSA for Christmas and were shocked to find it bedecked with racist child porn.
Same Zune Gay Porn Post, Now With Video Included
By 12.20.06
CHANELL: “And she asks me what is this? And I’m like, I don’t know what that thing does. So she gave it to me, and it was a homosexual orgy… that they had videotaped for an hour and 44 minutes.”
Walmart Sells Gay Porn Filled Zune To Little Girl
By 12.20.06
Chanell Martin bought her 12-year old daughter a Zune from Walmart, pre-loaded with gay porn.
Finder Of Apple Porn On His Daughter’s Laptop Interviewed
By 12.2.06
UPDATE: Imran works as a system administrator at Orange, the mobile arm of France Telecom.
Cingular Spreads Pinnochio Porn
By 10.4.06
It started out innocently enough, a Florida mom trying to send her family members a picture of her daughter sporting new braces.
Verizon “Unlimited” Wireless Stills Hates Porn
By 10.2.06
Seems like just about everyone wrote us over the weekend to tell us just how wide Verizon was stretching the starfish of all its Unlimited Wireless Broadband customers. So let’s give ’em a shout-out for thinking of us! Thanks, jpac, Travis, Jeff, Uncle Bob and Sarlac, to name only a few!
