packaging

Oral-B Sonic Complete Toothbrush Kit Wins Consumer Reports "Oyster Awards"

Oral-B Sonic Complete Toothbrush Kit Wins Consumer Reports "Oyster Awards"

Consumer Reports gave the Oral-B Sonic Complete Toothbrush Kit the “Oyster Award” for most difficult to open packaging.

A tight fit between the plastic skin and cardboard thwarted scissors.

How Much Ham Is In Ham?

How Much Ham Is In Ham?

Nominate Packages For ConsumerReports’ Oyster Awards

Nominate Packages For ConsumerReports’ Oyster Awards

Ladies and Gentlemen, it’s time for the annual Consumer Reports “Oyster Awards!”

Buy.com’s Packaging Sucks!

Buy.com’s Packaging Sucks!

Jerry writes in with a photo of the totally fucked up book he received from Buy.com. He realizes that it’s the USPS’s fault for messing up the book… but is wondering if Buy.com’s packaging needs to be quite as flimsy as it is.

What’s A Few Fingers To Stave Off Shoplifting?

What’s A Few Fingers To Stave Off Shoplifting?

Head-On Craze Reaches Boiling Point

Head-On Craze Reaches Boiling Point

Temporal Thermometer. Apply directly to the forehead!

Corny Goes Down

Corny Goes Down

Awesome! In addition to Kellog’s Corn Flakes crunchy goodness, there’s a free DVD inside! Oh wait, it’s a mail-in movie club. Let’s see what titles they offer.

Cleanup, Aisle Five

Cleanup, Aisle Five

“TRY ME!” exclaims the packaging on the Anolon Santoku, exhorting the consumer to give the “Sure-Grip” a grab.

Big Three Shippers: What Didn’t You Get from UPS, Fedex, and USPS?

Mr. Jarvis has had much in the way of Christmas-time delivery problems, with at least four packages having issues with both Fedex and USPS. Others in his thread have had plenty of problems with the big three shippers, as well.

What’s the Most Poorly Packaged Item You’ve Received This Xmas?

It’s the season of shipping, when every stocking is stuffed with truck stop amphetamines and UPS men cry themselves to sleep at the wheel. So far we’ve lucked out—nearly all our packages have come in with ample packing and nary a scuffed corner.