Living in Ireland, I think it’s safe to say that I am the Consumerist’s resident alcoholic and therefore beer expert. Ben, on the other hand, is the resident expert on telling homeless people to ‘Get a job!’, squirting small children in the face with the Oozinator and stealing AOL Customer Retention Manuals from dumpsters.
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Great Moments in Shopping: Bald Guyz Head Wipes
By 1.18.06
Aaron writes, “I was just at Duane Reade in the Rock Center Concourse and I saw the best thing in the world: It’s called “Bald Guyz Head Wipes” and it notes on that packaging that it’s for wiping the shiny oils off the top of your bald head. It doesn’t appear to be a joke even.
