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Man Surprised That Store Called “Finders Keepers” Actually Wants Him To Pay For Stuff

Newsflash: A store’s name is not always meant to be taken literally. That’s news to one man who claims he was just abiding by the name of a Massachusetts retailer, Finders Keepers. By his reasoning, he found stuff he wanted on the store’s porch, sitting out there for anyone, and he kept it. Cops and the store’s owner disagree with his logic. [More]