- A 12-year-old orange tabby cat named “Pumpkin” is said to be doing well, after going three weeks without food or water in the cargo hold of a passenger jet that flew from England to Germany.
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United Airlines: Sorry We Lost Your Cat in the Cargo Hold For 3 Weeks
By 1.18.07
Jell-O Causes Biohazard Scare
By 10.11.06
A quivering, offal-like pool of cherry-flavored horse gelatin caused authorities in Germany to declare a biochemical emergency.
Walmart Retreats From Germany
By 8.2.06
NYT reports Walmart wants to close its German stores, after years of failing to crack the Teutonic market.
Daimler CEO Gets Bad Customer Service From Own Company
By 7.25.06
Last week, DaimlerChysler CEO Dieter Zetsche went unannounced to a German MercedesBenz dealership, only to have the receptionist have him cool his heels for 45 minutes. He eventually asked to speak to the manager and was told he was busy.
After Losing Student’s Money, Citibank Badgers Him
By 4.24.06
Joseph is an American student stranded in in Germany after his meagre monies just got jacked via a Citibank security breach, one that Citibank would like to blame him for.
German Burger King: Nation of Aryans, Idiots
By 4.10.06
There’s two requirements for making an ad in Germany. One: near-graphic sex. Two: the sex is thwarted by the promise of an inane consumer item.
Bike Safety Ad That’ll Crack Your Skull
By 3.13.06
“Be careful when transporting fragile goods,” reads the copy.
