“The federal government used to set specific standards for furniture labeling, but dropped the rules four years ago after the industry complained the standards were outdated.”
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Late & Broken Bay Furniture To Destroy True Love?
By 5.25.06
Ah, young love. First, the deflowering. Then, the surreptitious placing of a bug in your beloved’s ear to move in together. This step is important — the trick is to link your assets to hers before she gets wise to what you’re really like. And finally, the all important joint purchase of a new piece of furniture cements her to you forever.
Yuppie Street Art For Sale
By 4.20.06
If you’re a yuppie and would like to purchase some street cred, literally, head on over to ryanfrank.net. He leaves white plywood board in graffiti hotspots around London, lets it get soaked in tags, then assembles the pieces into “repurposed urban furniture,” yours for just a few thousands of dollars.
TPM’s Collection of Ikea Woes
By 2.6.06
We’ll cop to sort of being taken aback by Ikea, as our first experience with the Scandinavian furniture superstore was just a couple years ago. We’re still somewhat in shock at how much appearance of good furniture one can get for such a small amount of money. Plus, as we are legally required to mention, meatballs.
Eco-Furniture Sells Mass Produced Beds
By 1.11.06
We’re not sure which of these mass-produced bed are “exemplifying symmetry, balance, and harmony with the natural world,” but we’re assured that the “peace & tranquility” are much more abundant when you buy from GreenCulture Furniture. On GreenCulture’s EcoFurniture.com the ‘Sensay’ bed is made of “kiln-dried sustainably harvested solid merbau” with “rails … constructed of plywood with merbau veneer.” Every other retailer that sells the bed calls it the ‘Edo.’
Jenny’s Got a Blog
By 12.8.05
Nestled inside MSN Spaces like a leaking hideaway bed, Jennifer Convertibles has a blog. And what a blog it is, filled with the joyous outpourings of happy customers, each of whom could only have been happier with their selection if the couch had itself hacked apart their interred loved ones with an axe.
