We are now living in a dystopian holiday hellscape, where every special holiday food short of fruitcake has been commodified into a limited-time offer at a fast food restaurant and/or a flavor of candy. Until now, when Starbucks has brought us the Fruitcake Frappuccino. [More]
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Starbucks Devises Fruitcake Frappuccino, Mercifully Only Sells It For 4 Days
By 12.16.16 — Updated: 12.19.16
