The American Express RED card is a new, ostensibly fashionable, way to wear your charity on your wallet sleeve.
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Don’t Want No Uggs
Showcasing a penchant for dorky punnery and thereby winning our hearts, Kelley writes:
“I Blew the Brown Bunny”
Here is a cool t-shirt you can get for only fifteen bucks. It reads, “I Blew Vincent Gallo and all I got was lockjaw.”
Lancer’s Shirts’ Machofascismo
ve got a nice campaign piece for jackboots. From 1996 issue of Playboy.
Dress Better, Get Better Service, Study Finds
If you want good service, you’ll have to dress the part.
Fashion vs. Style in FCUK Lesbo Catfight
We’d be remiss to neglect the ladies in detailing homosexual shopping experiences, so here’s a video for clothier FCUK pitting Fashion against Style in a hand-to-hand sapphic scenario, after the jump. Beware, it autoplays.
Glamour Pits Stilettoed Women in Death Race for Dollars
10,000 or 11,877.01 in U.S. torture dollars. The race is masterminded by glossy mysoginists, Glamour Magazine.
Urban Outfitters Rips Designer’s Panda T-Shirt
The Urban Outfitters design theft accusations just don’t stop. Molly Roth writes:
For the past year, I’ve been struggling to get my e-tee shop off the ground. Madapollam.com has 4 original t-shirt designs that I made myself. I’ve been using Myspace.com and Livejournal as avenues to advertise my site.
Urban Outfitters Rips Designer’s Cupcake T-Shirt
Online vendor Johnny Cupcakes sells t-shirts and other clothing for hipsters festooned with cupcakes. (A notion we entirely support, being given to a particular love for the tiny cakes.) Apparently Urban Outfitters asked Johnny Cupcakes for a few samples of his t-shirts to be considered for placement in their stores, something that would have certainly had great financial reward for both companies. Sadly, Urban Outfitters chose not to carry Johnny Cupcake’s products—or he chose not to go with them for some reason; we’re not sure—and never returned his samples.
Snack Nails: Egregious Self-Inflicted Product Placement
Even worse? It probably cost more than the sum total of those snack products to actually get that done. Also, we are entertained that in the vast array of soda pop brands, she had to get both Diet and regular Dr. Pepper. (Thanks, instantenemy!)