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• Woot: Casio Pathfinder Tough Solar Triple Sensor Watch $99.99+ $5 shipping. Set the timer and see how long it takes you to learn how to use the rest of the watch.

• Woot: VC 61 inch D-ILA High Definition TV for $1,589.99. Hook it up to a running video camera and point the camera at the screen for a hi-rez trip to an alternate dimension. Really, just a visual feedback loop, but times are tough, and the kids might be distracted enough by the swirling blues to forget they’re not going to Disneyland.

• Tanga’s got the Game Boy Advance Micro Silver w/ 4 Faceplates for $49.99. Yeah, faceplates, there’s a highly successful, and interchangeable, business model

• Today’s Toofertoosday at Woot! is 2 Sandisk 512MB Memory Sticks for $17.99. Only problem? They’re pretty much useless unless you have a Sony device.

• We could have sworn that Woot! just slapped the Archos AV700 40GB Portable Media Player up on their site last week, yet here it is, prettily blushing an image of a Godzilla-sized baseball pitcher riding a tiger on its 7″ screen. My guess? They didn’t sell out of it last week. At $289.99, it’s a good solution for mpegs on the go.

• Murrgghlxpylstxxkkk. For the bleary-eyed beast at dawn, today’s Woot! is the Melitta Momentum 10-Cup High-Speed Brewer for $39.99. This morning, I feel like ordering ten of these. Blargh.

• Today’s Woot!: the Southwestern Bell Dual Handset. Weighs in at 5.8Ghz, which is more than my computer! Includes a Digital Answering Machine, sort of an automated iPod for pre-recorded sales calls. Only $34.99.

• Today’s Woot!: the practically cell-phoned size Cobra GPS 1000 for $89.99.

• Woot! Toofertoosday is the perfect gift for those audiophile conjoined twins near and dear to your heart: a pair of WIN AM/FM Radio Sports Headphones for $6.99. These are the ugliest cans you’ll ever see.

• After yesterday’s Woot! Off, going to a regular Woot! feels like going from an Amazon orgy to asking granny to take out her dentures. Luckily, it’s still going on! Go on over and keep clicking refresh.

• We love to encourage the inner fatty: Subway is offering a free, printable coupon. If you buy one 6 inch sub from Subway and a 21oz drink, you can trade it in for a second 6 inch, effectively doubling your subbage, or grinderage, or hoagieage, or whatever. The Subway coupon? Right here!