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Household Bank Offers Exciting 29.31% Introductory APR!

Household Bank Offers Exciting 29.31% Introductory APR!

Consumer Affairs has posted up a credit card horror story that we absolutely covet. A phlegmy rope of drool pendulously dangled from our collective royal lip even as we read it. It’s just that good. Why can’t you guys get fucked over like this?

Apple Doesn’t Want $2,000 From Euroweenie

Apple Doesn’t Want $2,000 From Euroweenie

John Brownlee here, slipping outside of the XXL Threadless brand ‘Royal We’ t-shirt I flabbily cohabitate with life partner Ben Popken.

Reader Actually Likes Bank of America

When Bank of America isn’t busy calling their customers liars, they seem to occasionally do the right thing.

Undergrad Credit: Jobless Students Go High APR Calypso

Undergrad Credit: Jobless Students Go High APR Calypso

Why is it that some snot nosed punk can get over $5 million in credit upon being accepted to college but I, a grown adult, can’t get my credit limit raised by a few hundred bucks to fit a Macbook Pro into the slim wedge of non-debt still imbued into my Hustler Store credit card? Ten years of paying my credit card off only when I happen to remember is probably the answer. The sort of muffed financial sense that makes it all the more absurd that I work for an irreverent consumerist blog.

Casual Corner Card Mysteriously Pupates Into Mastercard

Casual Corner Card Mysteriously Pupates Into Mastercard

Don’t you hate it when that Federal Breast Inspector identification card in your wallet mysteriously morphs into a Mastercard? Or, for that matter, a supermarket coupon card, wicker furniture loyalty card, or hell, a card for bankrupt-and-defunct clothes retailer Casual Corner?

T-Mobile Trying to Kill Customer, For A Mistake Company Made

T-Mobile Trying to Kill Customer, For A Mistake Company Made

Through the frosted glass, in walks this dame into our office, she says:

Free Credit Report Nightmare Yields New ‘Screw Off!’ Champ!

Free Credit Report Nightmare Yields New ‘Screw Off!’ Champ!

We think we have a new favorite “go screw” line from a company: We understand that the privacy and security of your information is important to you; therefore we cannot provide a specific reason as to why we cannot fulfill your request. That just punches a steaming hand, Fist of the North Star style, right through the sternum of our old fave, We appreciate your concerns.

Paying Taxes By Credit Card Probably Not A Good Idea

Paying Taxes By Credit Card Probably Not A Good Idea

This probably should be common sense, but just a reminder: don’t pay your taxes with your credit card.

IRS Agent Steals Filers’ Identities

IRS Agent Steals Filers’ Identities

Tax Horror Story #2: A Dallas IRS goon has been arrested for identity theft and financial fraud.

Reader Tip: Reduce Credit Card Interest Payments With Micro-banks

Reader Tip: Reduce Credit Card Interest Payments With Micro-banks

Reader Wandering Indian Monk wrote us in, linking to a little tip he wrote on his blog about how you might be able to reduce the interest you are paying on your credit card debt.

Banks Boo Hoo Over SEC Minimum Credit Charge Scheme

Banks Boo Hoo Over SEC Minimum Credit Charge Scheme

The SEC is instituting a new set of guidelines to help get consumers out of debt… and banks and credit card companies aren’t happy about them.

iBill Loses 17 Million Porn Customer Records

iBill Loses 17 Million Porn Customer Records

What the hell is it with companies losing their customers financial information lately? iBill — a company the primarily handles credit card transactions on porn sites — has just admitted that the financial records of over 17 million customers has been leaked to the Internet.

New Credit Card Offers Good APR, Free Breasts

New Credit Card Offers Good APR, Free Breasts

We call the ponderous attention of our female readers to the new Plastic Assets credit card, and — in the fashion of our flagrant Sprint “ambassador” shilling — fully endorse it.

Citibank’s Statement on the ATM Crisis

Citibank’s Statement on the ATM Crisis

Citigroup spokesperson Elizabeth Fogarty released the following statement to us regarding the ATM crisis:

Massive Citibank Alert: UPDATE

Massive Citibank Alert: UPDATE

EXCLUSIVE: More dirt on the Citibank ATM failures. What happened after we posed as a concerned customer, as well as secret codes for hassling the Citibank public affairs department after the jump…

Countrywide Mortgage Identity Theft: We Can’t Find the Crime

We haven’t been able to determine to what degree the identify theft letters from mortgage companies are legit. But thanks to an astute reader ‘fotonique,’ we’ve discovered what might be the source of the letters being sent out from other mortgage companies, including ABN-AMRO.