Listen, Creative, we call it Christmas Creep because most companies realize that flaunting Christmas schmaltz over the summer is an insane affront to our consumer sensibilities. That doesn’t stop them, but they at least have the decency to roll out the decorations quietly, not splash them over their websites in some grotesquely unseasonal embrace. Have you no shame, sirs? Take the stupid Christmas hats off your headphones and send that tropical Santa back to the southern hemisphere where he belongs.
