About a month ago, we wrote about Walmart’s new logo, and its resemblance to one of Kurt Vonnegut’s favorite drawings. It’s happened again, although we might be, um, stretching it. While browsing Ikea the other day, we came across their Visen bathroom set, and, well, judge for yourself.
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This New Walmart Logo Looks AWFULLY Familiar
By 7.10.08
Is Walmart channeling Kurt Vonnegut? When Walmart unveiled its new logo last week, there was only one thing we thought of when we saw that logo.
“I Will Threaten Bodily Harm,” A Loan Shark’s Confession
By 1.3.07
There’s debt collectors, and there’s loan sharks.
Pizza Hut Won’t Honor Their Own Apology Coupon
By 11.22.06
Jillian writes in to tell us about a strange experience she had with a local Pizza Hut. After being put on hold for quite some time, Jillian’s husband (being the comedian of the family) told a hilarious joke that had them all in stitches for at least 6 seconds. It was at this exact moment that Matt, manager of the Pizza Hut, picked up the phone. Did Matt want to be let in on the joke? No. No, he did not.
Car And Driver Is A Bitch
By 11.7.06
Car and Driver magazine sent Jim a real jerkoff collections notice, made all the more worse because his payment wasn’t even yet past due.
Starbucks Okays The Ghetto Latte
By 10.2.06
Is that doofus hipster turd playing the barista giving you the evil eye over the Starbucks counter as you make your ghetto latte? Has he actually had the nerve to wander over to you and icily inform you that the milk at the condiment bar is not meant to help offset an extra dollar surcharge levied by his corporate masters on your coffee flavored drink?
