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Nominate Packages For ConsumerReports’ Oyster Awards
By 11.20.06
Ladies and Gentlemen, it’s time for the annual Consumer Reports “Oyster Awards!”
Christmas is Here, and Here, and Here…
By 11.3.06
It’s Christmas, motherfuckers, like it or not. Every year they start the holiday shopping push earlier and earlier. The worst offender we know of is Woodfield Mall in Schaumburg, IL. We swear they start putting Christmas shit up in September, we just can’t prove it. Also, one Chicago radio station has already shifted to round-the-clock holiday music. What the hell?
Coned Robots Beg Payments by Phone Every Day, Starting One Day After Paper Bill Arrives
By 3.24.06
Dan Edelman IM’d with a disturbing tale of Coned employing android voice synths to hit you up. Coned graduated from needlessly annoying letters to needlessly nagging phone calls:
