advertising

The Ad Agency Of The Year: You

Take that, Time magazine! Ad Age has dubbed the “Consumer” the Ad Agency of the Year. Why? Viral video, of course. Its popular, it sells products and marketers are ripping it off. Consequently, we’ve had to sit through this horrific crap allllllll football season.

Junk Food Nail Artist Revealed

Junk Food Nail Artist Revealed

Exactly on year ago today, former Consumerist writer John Brownlee mocked these painted nails with words like:

We Reupload Fake Sony PSP Blog

We Reupload Fake Sony PSP Blog

We reuploaded the fake Sony PSP blog for your reference purpose pleasure. The new address is alliwantforxmasisapspflog.com.

FTC Wags Finger At Word-Of-Mouth Marketing

FTC Wags Finger At Word-Of-Mouth Marketing

Companies using so-called “word of mouth marketing” must disclose who’s paying the shill’s bills, the FTC said Monday.

EXCLUSIVE: TBWA’s Vomit-Soaked Holiday Party Invite

The holiday party invite from TBWAChiatDay, NYC, has the answer, and it’s not pretty.

You Tube Video Causes Self-Stirring Cup Fad

What is it about seeing some regular people enjoying a product that makes people want to purchase it? Do people just really need a $30 self-stirring cup, but didn’t know it existed? Will this cause a teaspoon glut? Lately, we noticed advertisers trying to replicate “You Tube” or “blog” style videos in their commercials… but it’s just not the same, is it? —MEGHANN MARCO

Enroll In The Viral Video Learning Center

“I’ve got my finger on the pulse of all the coolest internet trends. Even my kids are jealous of all the hits my video is getting.”

Special K:  No Miracle

Special K: No Miracle

Jared over at The Lose Weight Diet is with us on the inherent bullshittiness (yes, we invented that word) of “The Special K Challenge,” from his post:

O’Reilly: Boycott FOX’s Advertisers

In an interesting editorial this morning, FOXNews poster boy, Bill O’Reilly conflates the OJ Simpson confession, abortion and The New York Times. Far be it from us to question the mind that would make those connections…the point is: O’Reilly wants you to boycott FOX’s advertisers. All of them. For life.

CBS Poops Out CSI Eggvertising

CBS Poops Out CSI Eggvertising

When we first heard about CBS advertising on poultry ovum, we thought, oh, that’s neat, but were, for the most part, nonplussed. The relentless penetration of advertising into every space is a fairly warmed over easy topic.

Apple Fires Smug Fanboy

Apple Fires Smug Fanboy

You knew it was coming. Apple has said goodbye to Justin Long A.K.A. “Mac”, whom Seth Stevenson of Slate called:

Google Goes to Print

Google Goes to Print

If you’ve been fretting over your favorite newspaper’s inevitible demise (thanks, Internet!)… never fear! Google is set to begin offering print ads in 50 newspapers as a test to see how far it can extend itself into offline media.

Is That Infomercial Stuff Any Good?

Is That Infomercial Stuff Any Good?

Say you replaced your brain with a head of cabbage. You decide gotta have the latest As Seen on TV kitchen knife and label maker combo.

E in “Verizon” Found Upside Down

E in “Verizon” Found Upside Down

Verizon is so busy never stopping working for you they forgot to hire a proofreader.

The (3rd) Definition of Belying

The (3rd) Definition of Belying

“We never stop working for you… This page is temporarily unavailable…”

It’s A Matter Of Degree. Of Bullpoopy

It’s A Matter Of Degree. Of Bullpoopy

He wrote Unilever, inquiring why they can’t, “stick with the products that don’t suck donkey sack?”

How Fake Models Are Really Made

It’s part of Dove’s “Campaign For Real Beauty” which aims to sell Dove skincare products to a niche audience that thinks it hates these fake models. The lotion is the same as what the “fake” model sells, it’s just in a more “conscious” package.