Suspected Walmart Masturbator Says He Has “A Problem With Sticking His Hands In His Pants”

While no stuffed animals were involved this time, yet another Walmart patron has been arrested and accused of pleasuring himself in front of his fellow shoppers.

Police in South Carolina say a man was seen masturbating in several sections of a Myrtle Beach Walmart Saturday afternoon, with customers and employees alleging that they saw him expose himself several times, reports The Smoking Gun.

One Walmart worker told police that a female customer had reported that the man was acting “weird” in the men’s department. When the worker went to check things out, she saw that the man “had his penis out of his pants and was rubbing it.”

While he’d cover himself when someone moved toward him, the worker said, he’d go right back to doing what he’d been doing “when he thought no one was watching him.”

Two other workers also reported seeing the man doing his bedroom business in the store. When a police officer approached him, he placed his jacket “over the front of his pants” and tried to walk away.

Upon arrest for indecent exposure, he reportedly told police that he “had a problem with sticking his hands in his pants.”

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