Once Upon The ’80s, Someone Really Approved This Ad

touch-someoneEvery advertisement tells a story. The story that this advertisement tells is that ladies can’t even exercise without yapping on the phone, and that FaceTime was invented sometime before 1984.

“Let’s show two women connecting over the phone over an undetermined distance,” someone must have said. “We want people to make long-distance phone calls while they do other things, so maybe show them in skintight leotard and tights ensembles, in a yoga pose that pulls all focus to their crotches.”

(Thanks to Flickr pool member SA_Steve for bringing this ad to our attention.)