Police in Colorado are on the lookout for a guy who’s probably having a really great time now, or is at least looking quite dashing and dapper while doing so. Authorities say a “well-groomed” suspect waltzed into several Walgreens stores and boosted more than $2,600 worth of teeth-whitening strips, weight-loss pills, probiotics, condoms and Rogaine, as well as other hair-growth products.

According to the Associated Press, the man is suspected of stealing from a couple of stores earlier this month and was caught on video in all his sharp-looking glory: Cops say he was wearing a sweater, tie and nice pants, paired with a neatly trimmed mustache and beard while pulling off his heists.

He’d allegedly stash the pilfered goods under his coat and then purchase a DVD, perhaps to foil the stores’ door alarms when he’d make his getaway.

Either he had a hot date or just wanted to keep getting described as “well-groomed” when he’s boosting items from stores, but in any case, he and his pearly whites are in big trouble.

Previously in hair-care thefts: Police Seek Bald Suspect In Rogaine Theft 

Well-Groomed Man Sought In Rogaine, Pill Thefts [Associated Press]

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