The Sad Hawaiian-Style Celeste Pizza With One Pineapple And Many Hams

No one purchases a one-dollar frozen pizza expecting a gourmet experience. Heck, they don’t even expect the meal to look all that much like the photo on the box. When reader Kitanaor picked up a Hawaiian-style Celeste pizza-for-one, though, she expected to find more than one piece of pineapple among the toppings.

Or maybe that one piece of pineapple is all that kept it from being sold as just a ham pizza.

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