Dr. Ruth's Wine Doesn't Want You To Pass Out Before Getting To Sexytimes

Hey there, sassy couples. Need some wine to get you feeling frisky and in the mood, but not so much that you pass out before you get to the sexy deed? Sex therapist Dr. Ruth Westheimer would like to sell you some of her low-alcohol wine to help ease your sexytimes. Save the Whitesnake wine for the hot tub, of course.

After all, Dr. Ruth is all about improving people’s sex lives. So what better way than with a little boozey help? Her new Vin d’Amour line will be sold in grocery stores soon.

“I’m always saying couples should drink to relax, but not too much,” she tells the New York Post, adding that “if [the woman] drinks too much, she falls asleep and if [the man] drinks too much, he can’t perform. It’s the same problem for gay couples.”

The wine will contain only 6% alcohol content and feature her beaming 84-year-old face on the label, starting in early July.

“My idea is that just the right amount [of alcohol] will awaken your senses and arouse you,” Westheimer added.

Dr. Ruth wants to get you drunk! [New York Post]

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