Stealing low-quality merchandise is not worth your time, which is why one man accused of robbing a beauty supply store in Dallas stopped to ask an employee which of the various brands of hair extensions were the nicest before stealing them.

Store employee Benitra was about to close the store up for the night, when a man with a mask on forced his way in, pointed a gun and told her and the manager to get on the floor, says WLBZ NBC.

The man ordered Benitra to put all the money from the register in a bag, which she did, but that wasn’t enough — he asked for the change too, as he had children, she said.

Along with those kids, it seems the robber also has a very demanding girlfriend. Benitra told officials he said, “My b**** needs some hair extensions, which are the best ones?”

Fighting the urge to laugh, she says she was too shocked to make an expert decision and instead just grabbed whatever she could and handed them over. He left with his loot, to the relief of Benitra.

She wants him to be caught, and has some choice words for his girlfriend about her ill-gotten hair extensions.

“Well, I hope she doesn’t like them.”

Robber demands cash and hair extensions during salon stick-up [WLBZ]

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