Some Of The Items On This Shopping List Are Confusing

Big loofa? Check. Good mayo? Check. Dong bags, ass wash and white people bread? Um… come again?

A contributor at Reddit claims to have stumbled on this list at his local Walmart and the items thereon are causing much discussion.

We’re assuming that “Sh*t fo’ yo pitz” is referring to deodorant and that “dong bags” is not-too-subtle code for condoms. But is there a specific kind of wash for one’s ass?

The one that is causing the biggest back-and-forth is “white people bread,” which commenters take to mean anything from Wonder bread to expensive artisanal loaves.

Personally, I want to know the back story on “good mayo” and why anyone would ever purchase mayonnaise that isn’t good.

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