It would almost work on me because I would be curious to find out what kind of people would think this is a good approach. They’ve either got to be total mendicants, or marketing geniuses. “Never darken my door again?” People who say that are people I want to meet!
This Marketing Letter Is Pretty Ballsy
By Ben Popken June 16, 2011
- brought to you by the letter $ Super Bowl Advertisers Spending Millions To Run Ads About Their Ads
- your dream home Burger King Fed Apartment-Hunters With Secret In-Home Restaurant
- spit on a stranger The Alpaca Bubble Has Finally Burst
- so many marshmallows Lucky Charms Makes 10 Mythical All-Marshmallow Boxes
- obviously the hamburglar McDonald’s Now Threatening To Sneak Into Your Kitchen, Steal Your Food