Infomercial products are all about solving problems that you didn’t realize you had. Did you know, for example, that the hot dogs you and your family eat are incredibly boring? It’s true. That’s why someone created the Happy Hot Dog Man. For only $10.99, you can create the unholy spawn of a frankfurter and a gingerbread man in your very own home.

Or you could use the knife you already have in your kitchen and make a hot dog octopus instead. It’s free, and it’s significantly cuter. You save $10.99!

Happy Hot Dog Man [YouTube] (Thanks, GitEmSteveDave!)
Happy Hot Dog Man [Official Site]

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