Man Throws Dead Squirrel Through Drive-In

A 26-year old Illinois man faces a misdemeanor charge for disorderly conduct after chucking a dead squirrel through a drive-through window in a macabre prank this weekend.

The attendant told police that after he received his order he asked for “extra nuts” for his pet squirrel, which he was petting before her eyes. According to a report, she said “That squirrel is not real,” whereupon he replied, “Yes it is” and threw it through the window. The dead animal then caromed off a ledge and landed on the food establishment’s floor.

Remember folks, be nice to the people at the drive-in. They control what goes in your food.

Pekinite allegedly chucks dead squirrel into drive-through [PJStar] (Thanks to Michael!)