Domino’s presented Rhys with this difficult choice on its online delivery order page.

He writes:

I was hungry and just wanted some pizza, NOW I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO!

It’s like as if the website we set up to be a trick question, I’ll pick the first item and be banned for all eternity.

The correct answer, of course, is none of the above. If you’re spending close to $20 on a medium pizza from a chain you should probably re-evaluate your financial priorities.

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