Head and Shoulders pitchman/Pittsburgh Steelers linebacker/ thief of Arizona Cardinals’ fans dreams Troy Polamalu is known for his flowing black locks that cover the last name on his jersey. The shampoo ad guys want to make sure things stay that way and thus have taken out a $1 million insurance policy through wacky British insurers Lloyd’s of London, the AP reports.

Lloyd’s didn’t comment on exactly what damage needs to be done to the Polamullet for Head and Shoulders to be able to collect on the policy, but you can bet Lloyd’s will wince whenever it sees things like this happen.

NFL star Troy Polamalu’s hair insured for $1 million [AP via AZCentral]

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