Forget about rockin’-n-rollin’ all night. KISS would prefer that you just zone out in front of the tube. New TVs licensed by the aging rockers come in 32″, 40″, and 46″ screen sizes and will cost somewhere between $800 and $1,400. No fire will shoot out of the sets, but they will have a “‘diamond-plated look to the casing’ and embossed KISS logos on each side.” [Consumer Reports Electronics]

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