For those of you who enjoy creative amazon reviews, allow us to direct you to Uranium Ore.

The funniest review: “I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty.”

Over on Reddit they’ve pointed out that the can wouldn’t actually be empty, just full of other elements.

It’s still funny, though. Enjoy.

Uranium Ore [Amazon.com via Reddit]

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