We have to admit this is creative, but there is no possible way we’d ever buy a bed from an ad that mentions the Slovakian curling team. (Nothing against them, we just don’t want to cheapen the sport.) Reader Melissa thought you might, however, so we agreed to post it.

(See full ad below)

Queen Size Magic Pleasure Bed – $300 (Southwest Denver) [Craigslist]

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