There’s little doubt that the old look for Wonder Woman was outdated, but DC went and replaced her with, well, this — a Suicide Girls reject whose shopping buddy is Trinity from The Matrix.

DC is relaunching the character with a new backstory and powers. For instance, now she’s got a little Zorro in her. When she hits someone with one of her bracelets it leaves a W mark. Yeah.

Go ahead and check your calendar. It’s not April Fools’ Day.

DC Comics Has Ruined Wonder Woman! [Deadline Hollywood Daily]

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