Your eyes do not deceive you. Wade shot this photo at the San Diego County Fair, proving that deep fried butter and chocolate covered bacon are out there somewhere, just waiting to invade your arteries in a combo that can be yours for a down payment of $9.20 followed by countless dollars in future hospital bills.

The fried chicken sandwich, avocados and Pop Tarts from yesterday’s post about San Diego’s Del Mar Fair are no longer as impressive. The San Diego County Fair is king of all fried disgustingness, because the only way to take things beyond the Thunderdome of fried butter is fried greaseballs. And no one wants to see that.

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