Attention Kmart Shoppers: There's A Special On Tom Hanks In Aisle 8

Mr. Tom Hanks, voice of Woody in Toy Story 3 just posted this picture of himself in a Kmart, dressed up like he works there, holding a Woody doll. He’s apparently filming a movie called Larry Crowne in which he plays someone who works retail. We can’t help but be a little saddened that this isn’t real. Why can’t Tom Hanks work at Kmart? Why? Why? Why?

Okay, don’t mind us, we’ll be over here imagining what it would be like to buy something cheap from someone as nice as Tom Hanks. Remember that SNL sketch, “Mel Gibson, Dream Gynocologist?” It’s like the big box retail version of that, don’t you think?