People are up in arms that Australian customs officials have taken it upon themselves to go porn-hunting on travelers’ computers, the Sydney Morning Herald reports. If they find anything, they’ll confiscate the dirty stuff in order to prevent you from exporting it to the untainted island.

Sure, it’s invasive, unfair, perverted, etc., but enough about that. Where do you sign up for that job?

How fascinating it must be, to size a person up and guess what sort of demented debauchery they’re into, maybe make a few sidebets with your coworkers, then go hunting for the embarrassing answers.

Or maybe it’s just me. Anyway, if you head to Australia, move your hentei to a jump drive and leave it at home.

Travellers to be searched for porn [Sydney Morning Herald via Gizmodo]

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