Cracked has assembled a list of 15 unintentionally perverted children’s toys. This Batman water pistol was somehow the worst. It’s just… we just don’t want to think about it anymore, ok?

In other news, we remember the Balzac. In this case it’s not only unintentionally perverted, but unintentionally literary as well.

15 Unintentionally Perverted Toys for Children [Cracked]

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