Cash Register Editorializes About Your Taste In Energy Drink

Reader Neil makes the following observation:

Suburban Cleveland again, I purchased a can of Monster Assault energy drink and the register display seemed to be having some fun at my expense. I most assuredly do not have a ‘Monster Ass’. Although if given the option to purchase a monster ass for $2.29 plus tax, I might be interested.

Wait, would that be like, a monster ass that you would wear yourself in place of your own non-monster ass, or something you eat… like rump roast?

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