We don’t have a Morning Deals post today, and that’s because sellout.woot has the only thing on the entire Internet that you need to buy: the Bacon Salt Ultimate Bacon Lover’s Gift Pack. It has three different flavors of Bacon Salt, a jar of Baconnaise, and a tube of bacon-flavored lip balm.

You’re welcome.

Bacon Salt Ultimate Bacon Lover’s Gift Pack [Sellout.Woot] (Thanks, subtlefrog!)

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