I got this spam recently. Looks like our spammer forgot to fill out his form fields! “Whatsup My parents are from #CSVFIELD(3)# too! Are you 100% sure you wish to get rid of this #CSVFIELD(2)#?”I love how vague and modular it is, it’s like spam madlibs!

“Whatsup My parents are from *|YOUR_TOWN|* too! Are you 100% sure you wish to get rid of this *|RECENT_PURCHASE|*?”

A link to some crap multi level marketing online link posting scheme followed, which I am purposely not mentioning the name of because I don’t want to give it any promotion whatsoever. Make thousands from your home! Rush your free kit now after you give us your credit card! Don’t read the terms and conditions where it says we charge you $149.95 and then $13 every month after!

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