In this video spotted by the New York Times, a helpful Charmin rep demonstrates a heretofore unknown ability of Charmin Freshmates to wipe toothpaste off the human hand.

This comes at a great time for me, because I’ve had this gob of toothpaste stuck on my forearm for like three weeks and I had resigned myself to a fate of living with it forever.

Adult Toilet Training, From Madison Ave. [New York Times via Onion AV Club]
(Thanks, NORMLgirl!)

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