Via Gawker: Considering the profound social unrest surrounding just about every aspect of their entire existence, AIG disseminated the following memo to their staffers to help them avoid getting hoisted by their necktie the nearest lamppost.

I’m not sure this list was entirely comprehensive. Feel free to add your additional suggestions to AIG employees in the comments.

AIG Corporate Security’s Tips for Surviving an Angry Mob [Gawker]

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