Oh, Madoff. You sly one. The firm liquidating your operation has found no evidence that you actually bought or sold any securities for your customers in the past 13 years.

From Bloomberg:

“We have found no evidence to indicate that securities were purchased for customers’ accounts” for “perhaps as much as 13 years,” said Irving Picard, the trustee liquidating Bernard L. Madoff Investment Securities LLC. It was “cash in and cash out,” he said.

In other news, here’s a song about Bernie Madoff/parody of those annoying FreeCreditReport.com* commercials.

Madoff Left No Trace He Made Any Trades, Picard Says (Update1) [Bloomberg]

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